Parental Fail of the day: It's 10:50 and Mabel is finally in bed.

Parental Win: Mabel spilled her drink on the floor and was going over the method of how to clean up a spill and the importance of keeping a house a clean. At first I felt proud, but was beginning to worry she about her inheriting some OCD from me, so I said: "but that's not really what's most important." Mabel said, immediately, without any more prompting. "No, what's most important is people dying and being homeless or clotheless or foodless or loveless.